Coke for Breakfast

i think my problem is that i have no reason to moderate myself in any way.

circlebutt:

so i’m getting a bunch of followers because of that post

joke’s on you i’m actually the worst blog 

i immediately regret this decision.

circlebutt:

quintessentialdust:

cries???? 

laughs?? ?

hey look it’s eric.

circlebutt:

circlebutt:

last night my brother thought it would be really funny to wake me up and tell me he heard someone tapping on the glass of the basement windows and doors so that i was too scared to fall asleep 

jokes on him i went outside with boots on from a giant chicken costume and made massive footprints in the dirt outside his window and those doors i can’t wait for him to see it 

he’s been crying for like an hour now and my dad thinks he’s nuts this is what you get fucker

viuvs:

the-unpopular-opinions is literally one giant, pretentious circle jerk

pride:

if you ever feel stupid remember you’re not that one of those people who take did-yuo-know seriously

confinements:

If you’re thinking about being in a long distance relationship

don’t